"I've got a trivia question for you, Smush," said Mogey one morning as they walked to the mill in a fog thicker than marshmallow fluff. "What creature has the hardest pinch in the animal kingdom?"
"Hmm," Smush replied thoughtfully. "That would be the Arctic Sweaty Lobster, wouldn't it?"
"Not quite," Mogey answered with a mischievous grin.
"Oh," Smush said. "Is it the Anger-toothed Scorpion of Dirtery Dell?"
"Nope," Mogey replied, barely containing his mirth.
"Well what is it?" Smush demanded.
"It's that guy!" Mogey cried, pointing to a particularly crotchety gnome who waddled by, pinched Smush's leg so hard that he fell to the ground in a heap, and waddled away.
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