"Hey Smush," Mogey said in mid-yawn one morning at the breakfast table. "You know how we've been eating a lot of waffles lately?"
"Well how could we not after the jail gave us two tubs of 'expired' waffle batter?" Smush replied. "It was only a few weeks old after all - and they'd kept it in the root cellar the entire time."
"Right," Mogey answered. "Well I've thought of a completely new topping that's going to revolutionize the waffle industry. It's better than syrup, better than jam, better than clotted cream even! And you'll never guess what it is."
"Is it cinnamon and sugar?" Smush suggested.
"No."
"You're sure? It's definitely not cinnamon and sugar?"
"Absolutely not," Mogey insisted. "Those are the last two ingredients I want near my waffles."
"Alrighty Mogerty Moges," Smush said. "What is it?"
"Cinnamon and sugar!" Mogey proclaimed.
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