Friday, November 14, 2014

The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush Volume 644

Mogey and Smush crashed through the tall grass, their arms clutching golden candlesticks, jewel-encrusted meat thermometers, and all manner of other ludicrous treasures. When they finally emerged into a clearing before the entrance to their secret cave, both pals were gasping for air.

"Open Sesame!" Mogey wheezed, but the door hidden in the wall of stone didn't budge.

"You changed the password, remember?" Smush said.

"So I did... Open Licorice!" Still the doorway did not emerge.

"Hurry, Mogey - the sultan's soldiers will be here any minute!"

"Open Bacon! Open Butter Brickle! Open Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese! Shoot!" Mogey exclaimed. "I know it was one of my favorite foods."

"But that's all of them!" Smush said desperately as the hoofbeats of a dozen soldiers mounted upon mighty steeds (horses, probably, or perhaps large pigs) thundered in their ears. "Every food is your favorite food!"

"Too true, Smush," Mogey replied, taking one last long gaze at a toilet brush adorned with rubies and emeralds, "too true."

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