"It is a mystery that has plagued scholars for centuries and centuries," Smush replied. "Although I hear girls love tough guys - can you do anything tough?"
"I can demonstrate a few tai chi moves. Do you think that would work?"
"I'm not so sure... tai chi doesn't seem like something tough guys would do."
"Balderdash," Mogey retorted. "It's a martial art!"
"What about scars?" Smush suggested. "Have you got any scars to show off how tough you are?"
"That I do!" Mogey said excitedly. "See the little red spot where that soft-shell crab pinched me last week? If that doesn't make me look like a hard man, nothing will."
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