"You know what's funny?" Mogey observed one afternoon as he and Smush picked goose feathers up off their front lawn. "Neither of us has a last name."
"That's curious," Smush said. "What last name would you like, if you could have one?"
"I think Mogey de la Meatasausa has a nice ring to it," Mogey replied. "What about you? If you could have any last name in the world what would it be."
"Man," Smush answered.
"Man?"
"Yes sir," Smush went on. "I'd be Smush Man, Attorney at Law. And all would fear my wrath."
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