The fragrance of raspberry turnovers with just a hint of danger wafted through the air one cloudy afternoon when Mogey and Smush decided it was time, at long last, to select their DJ names.
"I've got my name narrowed down to two finalists," Smush said. "I'm between MC Toblerone and Doctor Dentist. How about you?"
"DJ Dragonfly," Mogey replied.
"Of course! Because dragonflies are the apex predators of the insect world and your favorite music genres are spleenpunch and murderbeat s?"
"Close," said Mogey, "but it's actually because my legs are very short relative to the rest of my body and I have way more teeth than most people think."
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