The return trek from Mallow Marsh - where Mogey and Smush spent a mosquitoey week each year visiting their old acquaintance Toadly Bones - was a long one, and so the pals stopped into a roadside tavern for some refreshment.
"What'll it be?" queried the bored-looking waiter.
"Can you tell me about your beverage selection?" Mogey asked.
"We have mead, grog, and Mountain Dew Code Red."
"Hmm," appraised Smush, "do any of them come in a jug?"
"They are all available in any size vessel you can comprehend," said the waiter. "And I must say the barkeep pulls an excellent pint of Mountain Dew Code Red."
"Might I sample it?" Mogey asked.
"You know what it tastes like," the waiter replied, shaking his head.
"You know what?" Mogey said. "You're right. You're darn right! Let's go with a jug of the grog, and a bucket of the Mountain Dew Code Red."
"I'll have the same," Smush added.
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