"Mogey," Smush said as he squeezed the last drops of pig milk from the udder of his prize milking pig, Wolfgang, "it's high time we had a vacation. What say we take a journey over the Fangtooth Mountains to Loskiland?"
"Meh," Mogey replied, "I'm not a big fan of Loskiland. The laws are just too strict in that country."
"How so?" Smush inquired as he gave Wolfgang a pat on the head and sent her on her way.
"Did you know you can't even steal in Loskiland?"
"Mogey, you can't steal here either."
"Well not from your loved ones, no, but in Loskiland you can't even steal from complete strangers," Mogey said. "I mean, the nerve of those Loskilanders. Honestly."
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