"Boy are we lucky," gushed Smush as he held the door open for his pal.
"Why's that?" Mogey replied. "Oh, right - because Waffles Incorporated offered to send me on an all expenses-paid trip after I fell into that vat of batter on the factory tour?"
"No! Well, yes, that was lucky, but I was more thinking of how fortunate we are to live in a time period when travel agencies exist."
"It seems on-brand for us," Mogey agreed.
"Welcome to Beau Owooo Travel. What can I do for you fellows?" inquired a serious-looking wolfman at the front desk.
"Are you the titular Beau Owooo?" asked Smush.
"The same," confirmed the wolfman.
"I won a waffle-sponsored all expenses-paid trip!" Mogey exclaimed, rather too excitedly. "Any recommendations?"
"Hmm," said Beau. "Would you say you're more interested in the moon or demolishing pigs' houses?"
Mogey and Smush glanced at one another. "Neither?" Smush ventured.
"Sheep poaching it is, then!" Beau responded. "Excellent choice. Now I can offer you a lovely excursion in the south of Ireland that comes with a free sheep-suit. Or if you're looking for something more adventurous, we have an arrangement with a crafty sheepdog in New Zealand who'll test the very limits of your cleverness!"
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