"What are you doing on Saturday, Mogey?" Smush asked one morning so glorious that a muffin was later named after it.
"You mean after the snake rasslin' competition in the village square?" Mogey asked. "Nothing much."
"Excellent," Smush replied. "We're throwing a party for the seventy-fifth birthday of Hedgehog Sam, the Bacon Man. Now remember, it's a surprise party so mum's the word."
"What word?"
"It's just a figure of speech," Smush said, rolling his eyes. "Just go back to playing with that Jacob's ladder and be quiet about it, will you?"
"How am I supposed to be quiet when you're talking about mummy parties and bacon?" Mogey exclaimed. "I have so many questions. How much bacon will there be? What type of bacon? Will the bacon be free?"
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