"There's something I've been meaning to ask you for a long time," Smush said to Mogey one day as they were out berry picking.
"Yes? What's that, Smush?" Mogey queried, popping a ripe blomberry into his mouth.
"What is your favorite type of cutlery?" Smush asked.
"The spoon," Mogey replied without hesitation.
"Really?" Smush said. "I always figured you for a fork type."
"Rubbish!" Mogey rejoined. "Absolute trash in a basket! The fork is far inferior to the spoon. Let me ask you this: can you eat beef broth with a fork?"
"Not really," Smush answered.
"Ah, but can you eat beef broth with a spoon?" Mogey asked.
"Yes..." said Smush.
"I rest my case," Mogey concluded, taking a long draught of beef broth from his canteen.
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