One morning Mogey and Smush were having breakfast for dinner for breakfast, when Mogey decided to unleash a prank he'd spent the better part of the last 3 - 6 weeks planning.
"Oh Smush," Mogey said, "these oatcakes are awfully bland. Would you like a bit of salt?"
"Sure," said Smush, as he accepted the salt shaker, "what a splendid idea." Smush gave the salt a few shakes before the top popped off, dumping its contents all over Smush's oatcakes. Mogey cackled gleefully.
"Taste it!" he yelled. "Taste your oatcakes now!" Smush stuck a finger in the white mound atop his breakfast for dinner for breakfast plate and realized that it hadn't been salt at all. It was sugar. Smush stared at Mogey with tears in his eyes.
"How did you know?" Smush asked. "How did you know I wanted sugary oatcakes for my birthday? Truly you are the greatest friend a Smush could have!"
"What's that?" Mogey replied, looking up from plate of scones n' cream. "Did you say it was your birthday?"
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