"We're back, Mr. Werthersoriginals," Smush declared as they strode into the office once again, "despite the fact that Mogey cried for an entire week when you said our two-man band was 'filthy - and not in the good way.'"
"It's true," Mogey added. "And that wasn't even as painful as the time you started firing warning shots from your revolver during our laser light show demonstration."
"Well, get on with it then," FP Werthersoriginals said, stroking his moustache and wondering what sort of beast's leg he'd like to have for lunch that day.
"We call this: Puppet Time with Soggy & Mush," Smush announced. He and Mogey pulled socks onto their arms and began using their hands to approximate two snake-ish creatures discussing the Dewey Decimal System.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa," said FP Werthersoriginals. "Whoa. Those are your puppets? A couple of gym socks? For serious? Didn't you even want to slap a pair of googly eyes on them?"
"Let's get out of here, Mogey," Smush said haughtily. "It's clear that, once again, FP Werthersoriginals doesn't understand true art."
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Things I love about this: 1. FP Werthersoriginals hahaha 2. It was obviously inspired by your obsession with the latest Muppet movie and 3. The phrase "for serious." Thank you.
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ReplyDeleteWait one second. Am I not the first person to comment? Is that allowed? I thought FP was finally going to approve of their art when they held their puppet show. Alas, it was not meant to be. M and S should stick to what they are good at; doughnut eating.
ReplyDeleteHahaha sorry Josh...
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