The intensity of the moment hung over the poker table like an aged salami. Also there was a distinct fragrance of aged salami. Smush stared at Mogey. Mogey stared at Count Higgins. Count Higgins stared at Braggadocious Gil, the mole with 20/20 vision.
Thursday, November 14, 2024
The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush: 2024 Edition - Episode 46
Thursday, November 7, 2024
The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush: 2024 Edition - Episode 45
Pat pat pat
Thursday, October 31, 2024
The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush: 2024 Edition - Episode 44
The house Smush lived in was profoundly haunted. Most days this proved a mild inconvenience. On All Hallows' Eve, however, it was a moderate-to-major inconvenience. Every spirit would get all wound up and overstimulated by the day's excitement, and most flummoxing of all, they would begin to compete with one another.
Thursday, October 24, 2024
The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush: 2024 Edition - Episode 43
"Smush, could you come to my desk, please?" said Mrs. Pewterpuff. "And yes, Mogey - before you ask - you might as well come with him."
Thursday, October 17, 2024
The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush: 2024 Edition - Episode 42
When the lunch whistle blew at the loofah mill, the workers' first thought was, of course, lunch. But after they'd mown through the roast beast sangwiches and cornish pasties in their lunch pails, the biggest, toughest, orneriest mill workers would gather in the courtyard for a thumb rassle. These monstrous men, their digits strengthened by years of loofah production, often sprained or even fractured one anothers' thumbs, so intense were their battles.
Thursday, October 10, 2024
The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush: 2024 Edition - Episode 41
"How do I look?" Smush inquired.
Thursday, October 3, 2024
The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush: 2024 Edition - Episode 40
Mogey and Smush strode the darkened hallways of the aquatic vivarium, gazing at various fish, molluscs, and other sea creatures.
Thursday, September 26, 2024
The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush: 2024 Edition - Episode 39
Mogey and Smush - along with virtually every other resident of Dusty Bend - stood gathered around the steps of town hall. They had come to hear the words of Travelin' Mike, the famed cure-all salesman. Mike was a known fraud, but boy was he fun to listen to.
Thursday, September 19, 2024
The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush: 2024 Edition - Episode 38
As Mogey hefted each bale of straw onto the wagon, Smush bound it tightly with red licorice ropes. The pals found that the dairy cows who ate straw baled in this way gave milk that was pre-Nestle Quik'd, saving them both time and the ghastly visage of plain white milk.
"Smush," Mogey asked, "would you say I have a loud mouth?"
Thursday, September 12, 2024
The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush: 2024 Edition - Episode 37
Smush awoke in the wee hours, realizing quickly that Mogey was tossing and turning in the next hammock over.
"Psst," Smush whispered. "PSST!"
Thursday, September 5, 2024
The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush: 2024 Edition - Episode 36
Mogey's Great Uncle Chaz, the gentleman he'd lived with for several of his boyhood years, was typically quite jovial. But when he descended into a pit of the grumps, the only person who could pull him out was Mogey's best pal Smush. (Or as Great Uncle Chaz called him, "that Squishy fellow.")
On one such occasion, after Great Uncle Chaz was awakened from his afternoon kip by a leafblower and - upon rising - learned that his favorite Thai restaurant had shut down, Smush was sent for with great urgency.
Thursday, August 29, 2024
The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush: 2024 Edition - Episode 35
Mogey and Smush strode the farmers market, fighting their way through such unappealing foodstuffs as vine-ripened tomatoes, sun-kissed local strawberries, and lettuces of every shape, color, and disgusting taste. They were on the hunt for the hidden gems that every farmers market contains if you know where to look: your deep-fried candy bars, your energy drink giveaways, your beef-, duck-, and venison-jerky purveyors.
Thursday, August 22, 2024
The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush: 2024 Edition - Episode 34
"Boy are we lucky," gushed Smush as he held the door open for his pal.
Thursday, August 15, 2024
The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush: 2024 Edition - Episode 33
Boating through a glacial calving field in the dead of night was dangerous, but that was the best time to catch icewater anchovies, and Mogey and Smush loved icewater anchovies.
Thursday, August 8, 2024
The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush: 2024 Edition - Episode 32
"It's tonight," said Mogey, simply.
Thursday, August 1, 2024
The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush: 2024 Edition - Episode 31
Thursday, July 25, 2024
The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush: 2024 Edition - Episode 30
Mogey and Smush huddled around the shining copper kettle anxiously, for it was well into the hot cocoa hour, and they'd yet to consume any hot cocoa.
Thursday, July 18, 2024
The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush: 2024 Edition - Episode 29
"Who's ready for dessert?" asked Auntie Bickle.
Thursday, July 11, 2024
The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush: 2024 Edition - Episode 28
When the day came for Smush to unveil his grand machine, the only ones present (or so he thought) were Mogey, a half dozen nesting hens, and their next door neighbor, a rock creature named Stone Baloney.
Thursday, July 4, 2024
The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush: 2024 Edition - Episode 27
As Smush waited for the barista to prepare his favorite beverage - a quadruple mocha latte, hold the espresso - he heard an urgent whisper from behind a nearby tapestry.
Thursday, June 27, 2024
The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush: 2024 Edition - Episode 26
Of all Smush's prized possessions, the most prized of all was his '32 Duckbert Crawler. The automobile possessed four on the floor, a baby blue exterior, and no fewer than 13 cupholders.
Thursday, June 20, 2024
The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush: 2024 Edition - Episode 25
"Check it out," Smush announced as he strutted into the milkhouse.
Thursday, June 13, 2024
The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush: 2024 Edition - Episode 24
"Mogey," Smush queried, "is that gum you're chewing?"
Thursday, June 6, 2024
The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush: 2024 Edition - Episode 23
Mogey and Smush had heard legends of a sport known as whitewater rafting. While they weren't familiar with the concept of rapids (or rafts, for that matter), they knew this newfangled form of recreation was thrilling, and so when a rafting outfit opened two towns over, the pals hitched up Mogey's old donkey, Mr. Prune, and hopped into the wagon.
Thursday, May 30, 2024
The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush: 2024 Edition - Episode 22
"We've done it! We've finally done it!" Mogey exclaimed, holding aloft a sealed scroll as he entered the gymnasium where Smush was performing calisthenics. "The Empress has agreed to grant us noble titles!"
"Why?" Smush inquired as he hefted a round dumbbell.
"Surely you recall our daring rescue of Duchess Agatha?"
"That lady who fell into the swimming hole down at Merle's Quarry? We just cleared her out because she was in the way of the double jackknife supreme we were about to blow everyones' minds with. Didn't we?"
"Mostly," Mogey admitted. "But that's not how the Empress sees it. What title will you choose? Me, I'm quite partial to the sounds of Viscount Mogey."
"Grand Duke, of course," said Smush. "What else?"
"Good one! But I can't have you outrank me, can I? Perhaps I'll be Great Grand Duke Mogey."
"Well then I'll be Great Great Grand Duke Smush."
"P'shaw!" Mogey grumbled.
"P'shaw yourself!" Smush rejoined. "Say, what are these books? The Little Prince?"
"Dunno," said Mogey, "that's the same box the scroll came in.... uh oh." His face fell as he reread the letter more carefully. "I think there's been a bit of a misunderstanding. The Empress writes: You have my thanks for 'rescuing' Duchess Agatha, the two time Olympic bronze medalist in the 200 meter freestyle. Please enjoy reading these noble titles and stay the heck away from Merle's Quarry. I don't get it - why did she put quotation marks around 'rescuing?'"
"Sadly, my friend," Smush said as he put an arm around his pal, "I think the lordship of Viscount Mogey may still be a little ways off."